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From: [e-mail] (Martin Fisher)
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Subject: Classic Trek Drinking Game
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Date: 15 Nov 1993 23:08:28 GMT
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Star Trek: The Drinking Game.

Here it is, the Classic Trek drinking game as originally appearing in the
May 1993 issue of the Oregon Commentator, a student publication at the
University of Oregon.

The rules are simple: Get a beverage and drink whenever one of the
following happens:

* The Enterprise makes a ÒwhoosingÓ sound (except opening credits).
* When the EnterpriseÕs engines make accelerating/decelerating noise.
* McCoy says, ÒDammit.Ó
* McCoy reminds people that heÕs a doctor, twice if he informs people, ÒIÕm
not a ____.Ó
* McCoy suggests Kirk has a drink, twice if itÕs Antarian brandy, three
times if itÕs Romulan ale.
* Chekov makes up some fact about Russian history.
* Chekov gets treated like heÕs stupid.
* Landing party gets taken prisoner.
* Crew watches landing party on pay-per-view on main screen.
* Uhura pulls that thing out of her ear before she can talk.
* Once if Spock says, Òfascinating,Ó twice if he says, Òinteresting,Ó three
times if he says, Òhmmmm.Ó
* Each time a crew member is possessed/inhabited.
* Alien world parallels EarthÕs development/history.
* Once if Kirk kisses a woman, twice if sheÕs an alien. Finish if Spock
kisses a woman.
* If someone uses a phaser, communicator or tricorder for other than itÕs
intended use.
* If a phaser, communicator or tricorder is modified to do something else.
* Kirk says fire phasers, ship fires photons.
* Enterprise exceeds Warp 9, once for every Warp over 10.
* Once if Uhura sings, twice if Spock sings, three times if any music
clearly belongs in the sixties.
* Someone says Earth avoided nuclear war/WWIII.
* Someone says Earth suffered nuclear war/WWIII.
* Once if Spock uses Vulcan nerve pinch, twice if someone else tries nerve
pinch, three times if Spock punches someone.
* Spock uses mind meld, twice if he starts crying while doing it.
* Crew member dies: Once for a red shirt, twice for a blue shirt, three
times for a yellow shirt.
* Scotty calls bridge to complain.
* Scotty can fix the engines by working on wiring on the bridge.
* When a ÒdeadÓ ship hangs at an angle.
* Once for each member of a landing party who wears a disguise, twice if
extra efforts are made to hide SpockÕs ears.
* Computer says, Òworking.Ó
* If crew members are teleported by another entity, twice if that entity
snaps his fingers first.
* Kirk violates the Prime Directive.
* Kirk criticizes someone for violating the Prime Directive.
* Cheesy trumpet fight music is played.
* Cheesy trumpet plot resolution music is played.
* Fight happens, twice if fighting consists mainly of rolling on floor,
three if Kirk is bloodied or shirt torn.
* McCoy belittles Vulcan anatomy.
* McCoy belittles Vulcan logic.
* Spock belittles human emotion.
* Spock expresses offense at being compared to humans.
* Any woman wears pants.
* Sulu says, Òaye,Ó or  Òsir.Ó
* Sulu becomes fascinate with ancient weapons.
* Once when Kirk pushes intercom button and it makes a noise before he
talks, twice if thereÕs no noise.
* Once when Kirk orders a RED ALERT, twice if he does it himself over the
intercom.
* Once when a transporter malfunctions in an emergency, twice if
malfunction is accompanied by explosions and puffs of smoke, three times if
Scotty checks under the hood.
* Finish whatÕs left if the last scene is of Kirk or McCoy making fun of
Spock.

Questions, comments?
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